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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, September 25, 2013 • Posted September 25, 2013

“I love a rainy night, watch the lighting light up the sky!” Me, too, Eddie! Gee, the rain was great. It was good sleeping weather and good television watching weather, if only there was something to watch on the television! They say you have 70 channels to watch? However, there are 60 that are one and two hour long COMMERCIALS!

“I hate my Butt!” I really don’t hate my butt and I haven’t tuned into that channel. “Best Blender Ever!” I’ve got a blender and haven’t used it in over two years, so that doesn’t interest me, either! “Get Rid of Neck Wrinkles!” Oh, yes, I fell for this hook line and sinker! It was like Elmer’s Glue! It went back with a note that stated so. “SUPPER SMILE!” When you smoke and drink coffee like I do, Maybe Comet Cleaner would be your best bet!

“Steam Cleaners!” Well, if you’ve ever had the experience of pushing one of these babies around, you know it does build upper body strength! Mop and Mean Green is as good as you can get! And it doesn’t take three easy payments!

It is said that we, “Live and Learn!” I seem to live, but learning from my mistakes seems to take a whole bunch of try’s!!!!

P.S. According to GRANDPA’S COUNTRY WISDOM; “A fella can kill himself with a fork and spoon.”

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