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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 • Posted February 1, 2014

It’s COLD not Cooler! It’s WINDY not breeze! It’s Winter not Summer! Need I say any more?

If you have a computer and receive emails from your friends, you’ve most likely gotten some of the photo’s of Wal-Mart shoppers. So, I really make an effort not to go to Wal-Mart looking like a Goon! Too, I really haven’t seen anything in the surrounding Wal-Marts that looks like what the emails I received look like. However, going to a store in the city has its advantages. What are the chances that if you don’t have makeup on that you’ll see someone in the Bastrop Bealls? It’s safe to say you won’t. That is, if you go alone and not with a child. There is always someone that they know and will want to introduce you to them. Yuck! Best put on the paint and power. Too, do cover the belly and refrain from hip huggers and the likes when shopping. Never know if and when you’ll be in the next email you receive. Wear dark glasses, it hides the “NO EYE MAKEUP ON!”

P.S. “GOD is great. Puppy dogs are good. People are crazy!”

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