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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, February 26, 2014 • Posted February 27, 2014

I’m not a gardener, nor have I ever been. I don’t mourn the fact that growing plants and flowers will never come my way. I think flowers are pretty, but the care of such just takes that special touch, that I don’t have. In fact, I can kill an ivy plant. Even with miracle grow soil, plants just don’t stand a chance with me. Vegetables? Once I planted an above the ground garden. The squash, cucumbers, and watermelons were planted too close to the chain link fence and the vines of all grew to the fence and all were “mini” in size. So, that did the vegetables!

I know that we need to “STOP and SMELL the ROSES!” So, in the defense of a rose bush, I’ll burn rose candles and spray rose fufu! That way I can keep busy and still smell the roses. Too, I keep a safe distance from any green house departments in the stores. I don’t want to kill them!

P.S. “When momma ain’t happy, nobody’s happy!” When grandma ain’t happy RUN!!

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