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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 • Posted April 18, 2014

I must be mellowing! There are the bicycle peddlers that use to really get on my nerves. Now, I’m just grateful that none of them are mine. If they don’t know how ridiculous they look in their spandex and the Tupper Wear hats, then who am I to spoil their grandeur!

The poinsettias! What more can I say about the Christmas flower that is PLASTIC and is left to fade on the graves for twelve months? Just tells me how much you really visit and care for your loved ones. Too, that cremation will eliminate the need for placing or the removable of such.

That Clorox is still the best and Mean Green is the second best at getting stains out of your drawers. This is a touchy subject in this household. However, I still hold tight to the belief that Clorox will get the “Tobacco Spats-Skid Marks, and etc.” out of your drawers.

That Grandparents are not created equal! Grandpa’s are way to fussy! And Grandma’s are really COOL! Just ask my grandkids, if you don’t believe me. Lighten up GRANDPA!

That some items on the grocery shelves should not be there, especially on the date of expiration!

Television is just a 24/7 Commercial station. That my doctor needs my help in prescribing my drugs. That there is really a pill that will make me lose weight and I can still eat what ever I want? That there is a cream that will get rid of my wrinkles and the age spots?

I feel that my age spots are just my freckles enlarging. That the gray in my hair shows that I’ve been down uncharted roads. That my wrinkles are maps of where I’ve been and how much fun I’ve had!

P.S. Have a Happy Easter! Remember Easter time is not the time to go rabbit hunting, especially if you have little ones in your family!

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