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"Down The Drain With Jane"
Wednesday, July 23, 2014 • Posted July 24, 2014

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Not exactly true! First of all it’s not trash, it’s STUFF! Then if one really wants to know, men don’t have that much STUFF. And, if they do, they don’t get rid of it. Thus, it should be, “One person’s STUFF can be sold or traded for another person’s STUFF.

Women, have yard sales. They do this sort of thing! Men do not have sales. It’s mostly, like 99 percent a women thing, to have a yard-garage-car port sale! Men don’t like to part with their STUFF.

Men keep their STUFF! They sometimes can’t find their STUFF, so they go out and buy that item. Then when they do find the one misplaced, they’ll keep both, due to the fact that they never know where they put their STUFF in the first place. It’s handy to have a few extras on hand, seems to be their motto!

Women know where their STUFF is. And, too, know where his STUFF is, too! So, then why don’t they ask the woman where their STUFF is? It’s not cool and they don’t stop and ask for directions, either!

P.S. NUFF SAID!

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