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"Down The Drain With Jane"
Wednesday, August 13, 2014 • Posted August 13, 2014

I’m J-A-N-E, and I have A-S-B-P! ASBP: “A Small Bladder Problem.” My bladder is good for forty-five minutes or forty-five miles, which ever comes first. Thus, I prefer the condensed versions of readable and verbal matters. One, doesn’t have to embellish or repeat. Just say it!

Too, I have Age Attention Disorder! I really lose interest in anything, too lengthy. Just because I’m older, doesn’t mean you have to repeat and repeat and repeat. Just say what you want to say in the first place and move on.

Now, you know why “Down The Drain With Jane” only comes in the condensed versions!

P.S. “I don’t make plans for the day..... because then the word ‘premeditated’ gets thrown around in a courtroom.”

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