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"Down The Drain With Jane"
Wednesday, August 20, 2014 • Posted August 21, 2014

I have a bad habit of eating fast. This comes from a life of “GRAZERS!” These folks are really quick with their forks. They can reach long distance and stab food off your plate. They may make a comment at times while they transfer food from your plate to their mouth, “You won’t eat all that!”

Too, I refrain from sitting near anyone that is known to me to be a “GRAZER!” Then, I guard my food with my full body. Of course, this ordeal really takes the joy out of eating out.

Then, I have eaten with puppy dog eyes. These folks keep eying my plate, almost to a slobbering state. How, can anyone enjoy their meal with a puppy dog slobber? Thus, you offer them some of your food. So, If you’re eating with one of these, order more than you can eat, so you can give to them.

P.S. I don’t eat out much, really is taxing!

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