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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 • Posted March 11, 2009

Daylight Savings Time has hit us again. Most don’t like it, while some do. I look at the time changes as a “Diet!” Whereas, in the Spring you lose it and in the Fall you gain it back. However, there is little to no difference than any of the Yoyo diets. If I was retired, I go by my time. Perhaps, that will be the first thing I do when I retire. It’s going to be “JANE’S TIME!”

The Government has promised us “Change!” From what I’ve seen and heard out of all of this is; They can’t give us any change, when they don’t have any CENTS (sense)! If you’re not depressed and you want to know what depression is like? Watch a twenty-four/ seven news channel. You’ll want to go outside, eat worms and die!

The Government seems more intent on saving the Housing and Banks, than they are having food on their tables. If you see me you’ll know that FOOD on the table is more important!

The folks in Washington DC, have a bad case of the “BUT/FIRST SYNDROME!” It’s the Car Companies, then it’s the Health, then it’s the Banks, and then Wall Street wants. At the end of the day, the car companies are still the same, as they were and so is the health, banks and Wall Street. Have a strong urge to YELL-”STOP!” Take one thing at a time. No More Pork, it’s not good for you anyway. Where’s the BEEF? That’s what’s for Dinner!

P.S. Z has warned me not to talk about pile/of/ticks! However, sometimes it really makes for a funny article. I could have written about DOGS, but will hold off on that for awhile!

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