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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 • Posted December 16, 2009

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! However, it began to look like Christmas right after Halloween. And right now, I’m hacked off at the retail stores and catalog ordering places that want to wish me a "Happy Holiday!" When they say this I tell them, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU,TOO!" Happy Holiday is the week after Christmas Day and New Years Day! Christmas is Christmas and if they want my future business, They better not call it just a "holiday!"

In fact when making a call they hack me off at the very first by telling me to press 1 for English! Then they tell me HAPPY HOLIDAY! And then they ship it FedEx, which leaves it outside my door, so Cousin Louie can get it and drag it all around the yard.

Z said the FedEx man was scared of our dogs. He’d best be scared of me! Because when I’m able, I’ll chase him down and pull him by the ear and show him how to open the back porch door and put the package inside. Simple? Well not for FedEx!

Men sometimes give a gift of an electric appliance to their woman! Not really cool! So, If a man gives you a mixer or dishwasher, give him a shovel! He’ll need it to dig his hole a tad bit deeper!

P.S. I’ve been doing donuts in my wheel chair for almost six weeks. Have no idea if I’ll be out before Christmas, but then I’m just now getting the hang out of how to wheel around in it!

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