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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, December 23, 2009 • Posted December 23, 2009

It's just about here,CHRISTMAS! First we stuff ourselves at Thanksgiving. Then we go on a sugar diet from Thanksgiving till CHRISTMAS. Okay, there’s turkey and dressing in-between. However, we do exercise when we walk up and down the shopping isles of the stores. But, we make sure there are plenty of sugar treats in the basket for nourishment from the extra walking. When it’s all over we’re at least 10 pounds overweight and owe bills for the next eight or nine months. I don’t think we’re doing this right?

I’ve warned the men folk about giving the woman an appliance, so if they mess up it’s not my fault. I don’t have to tell a woman how to handle this situation. She’s been well trained from a teenager to womanhood.

The family winter vacation in New Mexico that was planned way back in the early fall, will still be had by the kids, but I’m not going to make it. Z is thrilled that he doesn’t have to go (7 days with little children isn’t to his liking anyway!)

I’ve gotten amused at the people I’ve called that didn’t know I had a foot lift. Now, I know who and who doesn’t read DOWN THE DRAIN! Now, I know who I can write up and they’ll never know the difference! Hee-Hee, and I might just do it, too!

P.S. A class of 2nd graders put on a Christmas Show and each one had a letter to hold up spelling Christmas, The M holder had theirs upside down and folks giggled until the last letter was held up "CHRISTWAS!" Merry Christmas!

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