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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, January 6, 2010 • Posted January 6, 2010

2010 has arrived! I wish for each and everyone of you a BIG SLICE OF PEACE OF MIND! What ever you do, remember, if it didn’t work in 2000,2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and up to 2009, it isn’t going to work in 2010.

Blend families just don’t work! A Tequila and Margarita mix, do! A body of a 25 year old on the frame of a 60 year old doesn’t look good. Eat until you’re full and quit. Eat when you’re hungry and not because the clock says 12 Noon! Dance with the broom, it doesn’t step on your toes. Laugh at your self, you know you’re pretty funny. Especially that nose of yours. Don’t try to out do your friends, neighbors and relatives, just do the best you can do for you and yours.

I want to see 2010 do a house cleaning in the HOUSE and SENATE! Some of us hired them and then some of us didn’t. Put new blood in them, and if they turn crooks and don’t do their jobs, fire them the next go around. Really, Washington’s pile a ticks is not what I want to pay for! They are being over paid and need to take half pay!

However, on the brighter side of 2010, I hope all enjoy their puppies, and cats if you must. They sleep 20 hours a day, have food that they don’t have to pay for or cook. Have good places to sleep and don’t have to pay rent. Have vet trips that keep them well and heal their boo boos and don’t have to pay for that either. HEAVENS, MY DOGS ARE ALL DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Smile, it’s not going to get any better by frowning!

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