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"Down The Drain With Jane"
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 • Posted February 10, 2010

If you’ll turn back to page 7A of this paper, you’ll see an article "NATURAL HEALTH FROM A TO Z." It’s just on the flip side of "DOWN THE DRAIN WITH JANE." Now, there is nothing really natural or healthy about "DOWN THE DRAIN WITH JANE." It’s more like "COPING FROM J TO Z!"

Just to the left of "NATURAL HEALTH FROM A TO Z," you’ll find a fine article, "MOSTLY MEMORIES." This would have to be more like, "MOSTLY IRRITATIONS," if it were "DOWN THE DRAIN WITH JANE!" You know the Christmas plastic poinsettias still on the graves on VALENTINES? Or, the peddlers with their spandex and Tupperware helmets? Now, I’ve added DirecTV to my already irritated Verizon list.

However, I share my page with "BITS OF ART!" Which is informing and inspirational! Where as "DOWN THE DRAIN WITH JANE," is more spouting off and Z giving me perspiration!

Thus, for a small town newspaper, you really get your full dose of STUFF each week. Some you can believe and then there are things that you really find hard to believe. Like, Kendal Hemphill’s "Out Doors!" Sure, if his wife is like me MOTEL 6 is as close to camping as she wants to go!!!! Too, I’m not a, "PRACTICAL BAKER!" Thus, my baking comes from BAKERIES!!

P.S. This weekend I saw way too, many plastic poinsettias, in the Dripping Springs Cemetery. But, to my delight I saw no PEDDLERS!

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