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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, April 21, 2010 • Posted April 21, 2010

It seems that I’ve got the mind of a 50 year old and the body of a ??! However, the last year has proven that the desire is somewhat stronger than the body is able to produce. As, an all day shopping trip is still strong in my mind, but my foot has other ideas. I know that I shouldn’t be on my feet, too long, but it’s just one more aisle or it’s just one more stop.

The other night after I had over done it and I laid down that night, my feet had a talk with each other. The left foot moaned and groaned and the right foot had enough. Thus, replying to the left foots moaning. "Okay, I’ve had enough of your moaning and groaning. I’ve carried your part of the weight now for about six months and all you do is moan and think that I should have to carry your weight. Well sister I don’t owe you a thing, but we’re here to help the old girl move. So, cowgirl up and quit the complaining!"

Thus, I got a new look at the FAR RIGHT and the FAR LEFT of things.

P.S. I didn’t go to the rally. I just couldn’t get my Go-Go Boots on!

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