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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Saturday, May 15, 2010 • Posted May 15, 2010

One can learn a lot of information, if they have e-mail, Google and a preacher! Everyday, you can learn something new. However, some of it isn’t really true. A bunch of fiction is out there on the interstate web. But, if you doubt it, go to snoops and they’ll tell you if it’s FACT or FICTION!

Most mornings I spend my time reading my e-mails and listening to Glen Beck or Rush. Between these two, I’m Simi well versed for the day. I often pass on this information to my e-mail buddies. There is always one who will reply and tell me the information is wrong. "SNOOPS," said so! Gee, that just made me lose all hope for the truth of things. Snoops doesn’t know it all!

But, when the preacher man tells you that if you live to be 75; you will have watched ten years of television. I’m not doubting the preacher man! However, when you fall asleep watching television, is this on the television tally or your sleeping tally?

P.S. Smile— It really makes the people who don’t like you uncomfortable! We don’t want ugly folks comfortable, do we?

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