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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, June 2, 2010 • Posted June 2, 2010

Congratulations to all the Seniors! Enjoy being smarter than anyone in your family! Because, from here on out you’ll be learning just how smart the old folks are!

School is out for the summer and it’s time for Camp MeMaw! This is when the grandchildren come for an extended visit and get to do all sorts of stuff. This is when MeMaw gets to feed all sorts of good stuff! You know the stuff; corn dogs, pizza, root beer floats, sugared cereal, chips and cheetoes! All the things that their daddy was raised on, that now Michelle Obama says isn’t good! Excuse me Ms Michelle, if you didn’t eat Twinkies and Dongs, you were a deprived child. A balanced lunch for my boys was a PJ and at least two Twinkies! They’re healthy boys and I also smoked!!

Branden asked me, "Momma, don’t make the boys go in different directions to hunt, like MamMow did us!" No, but the afternoon naps will still be had. Not good to be out in the heat of the day. Branden was also concerned that two weeks might be, too much on me! Heavens, two weeks is nothing, knowing that they will go back home!!!! Only kidding!

While I have Camp MeMaw, Z has BOOT CAMP! He thinks kids need to learn to work and not play those stupid games and watch TV!!!!! Well, he might be right, however ten to one, Camp MeMaw will be a lot more fun than O’Papa’s! If you get a chance, just ask any of the grandkids!

P.S. Blended families are really something. Personally, I’m grateful that there are Mine and His and no OURS!

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