There was excitement at the Free State Of Grossville this Saturday! Right in downtown! I wasn’t witness to this, but Z said he, "JUMPED!" Z isn’t for sure, but thinks it was a Tourist attack. Seems, the bomb was a homemade Keystone cocktail variety. As the Head Honcho of Grossville, Z says, "There will be retaliation" if the Tourist is found.
Mind you, I’m a columnist and not a reporter, however, when Z said he JUMPED, I do believe that some of this was true. The only other witness to this is Herman and to date, I’ve not heard Herman’s side!
It could have been an Old Milwalkee or even a Lone Star Cocktail, but folks don’t need tothrow them out! It not only is dangerous, but it is messing with the Free State of Grossville and also wasteful!
Z’s Boot Camp (He calls it "Farming 101") has already taken off. His first enlistment stayed only 4 days! After Z has gotten his tractor stuck in the field four times, he’s the one needing a refresher course of FARMING 101!
P.S. It’s not Global Warming, it’s SUMMER TIME "AL GORE"!