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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 • Posted June 16, 2010

Ladies, I bet you didn’t know just how valuable we are? We have ESP and know when someone isn’t telling the truth. We can unstop a toilet and carry out the trash. We know where things are in the house, too! It’s just simply amazing what all we can do that the male species in the household can’t and/or WON’T do!

If mothers don’t do it for their little boys, those boys grow up to be slobs. In fact, I now see why married men have to stay married! They wouldn’t have a clue to where things are or how to tend to things, that females do.

With June being the Wedding month, I think couples should consider their partners' true abilities, before saying the "I Do’s!" Here are a few things to watch out for:

A. Does he keep his car clean (inside and out)? If he doesn’t he’s a SLOB!

B. Do his clothes always match? If not he’s a SLOB! Stripes and plaids are not good! At least not together!!!

C. Does he like to shop? I’m not only meaning Auto Zone and Sears Auto! You’re not going to like this, especially at Christmas!

D. Does he know his Mother's and Father's, sister's-brother's birthdates? This has to be considered, that is if you ever hope to get a present on yours. Even better if he knows his parents ANNIVERSARY!

E. If you get a chance look at his bedroom, especially closet and under the bed! 10 to 1, he’s not neat and yes, a SLOB!

These are just some tell-tale signs. You’re madly in love today, but look at what you may have to look at and do for the rest of your lives! Is it really worth it?

P.S. "When I said "I DO," I DIDN’T MEAN I’D DO IT ALL!!"

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