After reflecting on the last thirty years of "Down The Drain with Jane," I’ve noted a lot of re-prioritizing! I sure spent a whole lot of my time fretting over some of the most stupid stuff!
Septic tanks, tight fitting jeans and back to school bankruptcy just doesn’t seem that important now. However, the bicyclers and telephone company still get my hackles up. Too, the older I get the more repulsing those Plastic Poinsettias get in March, April, May, June, July and August! By September they’re just a stem sticking up out of a pot that has no more paper or ribbon on it!
My calendar is no longer full of PTA and Opi-Mrs. Club dates. Nor does it hold baseball or football game schedules. I no longer get the mailings from Victoria's Secret! Nope, It’s doctor appointments and Schwan’s home delivery dates. Dr. Leonard and Scholls now want my mail order business!
Now, half of the cabinet is full of Z’s and my medicines! There’s a pill for just about everything. Some work and some don’t. But, still we strive to be PAIN FREE and LOOKING YOUNG!
P.S. Recently I had a cataract removed. The hospital asked, "Are you allergic to anything?" Yes, an X-HUSBAND!