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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 • Posted October 13, 2010

Let's talk "Football!" I really didn’t know the game that well back in the late 70s and 80s, but I took many a good Sunday afternoon nap with the Houston Oilers and the Dallas Cowboys. That’s when football was FOOTBALL. Howard Cosell could put me to sleep in mere seconds. Then I always bought Lipton Tea, due to Dan Meredith! Tom Landry and Bum Phillips were real coaches. I can remember grown men hugging their bed pillows and rocking in their recliners when their teams were playing.

I didn’t know the positions of the players. The two that would run back of the quarter back were called the, "Twitchy Butts!" I did learn a lot of $20 words from Howard!

Now I don’t even want to watch College or Pro Football on TV. The players are TRASHY LOOKING.. That long hair should be outlawed by the NFL. If I were on the bottom of those tackles, I’d be doing some major hair pulling. You’d think that the owners of the Pros would insist that the players be clean looking! I really think that they try to out trashier each other. Instead of the most valuable player, they want the most trashiest!

In any game there is a winner and there is a loser. However, the college and pro players just aren’t hungry anymore. All they want to do is the boogie dance under the goal posts and slap each other on the butts!

P.S. Now don’t tell me that these players don’t have the money for hair cuts! That is a bunch of Bull Corn, too!!

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