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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, November 24, 2010 • Posted November 24, 2010

It has been said that Turkeys are the dumbest of all animals! However, they don’t say but one word and that is GOBBLE-GOBBLE!

Think about this and they’re not so dumb! They know that all us humans think about is GOBBLING up all they can. So, when they see us and do their GOBBLE-GOBBLE, they’re telling us exactly what we’re thinking of and are going to do.

Thus, when you’re gobbling up all that turkey and STUFF, know that the turkey knew it all along!

Please get some rest, so you can go shopping on Black Friday. See, we like to GOBBLE up all the good sales, too!

P.S. SO NOW WHO’S THE TURKEY, TURKEY?

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