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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, January 5, 2011 • Posted January 5, 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR! In with the new STUFF and out with the old STUFF. And, personally, no more STUFFING! About this time every year, I’m really tired of Turkey! One can eat just so much turkey. Ham, is another commodity that I’ve had enough of.

Who was the person that said, "Eat black-eyed peas on New Years for good luck?" I would really like to discuss this with them! Now, it’s also Cabbage and Tamales! What a combination of gaseous foods. I’d think that this combination would chase off any and all good luck. At least it would hold luck at bay, until the total effects of such food would wear off!

I think one would eat dark chocolates and strawberries dipped in dark chocolate for good luck. With a rich coffee topped with ReadyWhip! Now, that sounds more like a lucky trio! I also think we should start a tradition of Roast Beef and Potatoes as the New Years meal! The way I see it, we’ve already blown the hips and thighs out of whack with the turkey and dressing. Too, it’s cold out and a good helping of Beef and Potatoes would be a good warm, stick to your ribs, hips and thighs meal!

P.S. I wish each of you a New Year full of "ENOUGH!"

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