Last Monday I went to see cousin Jack, about my foot. It seems the Super Glue didn’t adhere, and my screw isn’t holding! He told me before any other surgery, I need to get my body in shape. He suggested I get a stationary bike. I’m sure Jack hasn’t heard my story about peddling! Too, it was pointed out to me that the State of Texas also wants me to get in shape. Yes, they’re adding a peddling lane just for me! I don’t think the State or Jack gets the picture. Then, the Coop bunch wants to buy me some spandex shorts. To this they’ll have to go to the tent and awning company to get mine special made.
The next time I go to Austin, I’ll need to have a passport! Austin is a different world. As we were going to get me some UGLY shoes, two unicyclist were on Burnet Road. Jeepers, I didn’t know I was going to the circus! Glad I didn’t have to buy a ticket for this.
They say, "Keep Austin Weird!" Okay, but keep it in Austin, please.
Okay, so I spent a year and months and the foot isn’t fixed. Some things do go down the drain! Seems my foot is one of them. Z always said I had a "Loose Screw!"
P.S. Thanks, Shannon for carting me around!