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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, February 23, 2011 • Posted February 23, 2011

Presidents’ Day commercialism! My, a man can buy a shirt and get another of the same "FREE!" So, that means that even at 50%, the store is still making a profit.

Now, if it’s a MATTRESS you need, every holiday has a mattress sale. You don't need to wait for a holiday to buy one. If you need to know more about the "Sleep Number Bed," ask Z.. Of course you know Z is in critical condition! Yep, he criticizes just about every thing. It’s no wonder that he isn’t in the advertising business.

He’s a connoisseur of Sausage and of Head Cheese. Then again, when it comes to sausage, "IT’S NOT KRAMER SAUSAGE!" On the Head Cheese, I’ll just take his word. I don’t eat such.

To be so picky, Z. really only eats the stuff that most of us would say, "YUCK," at. Actually, his opinions on food stuffs has no influence on my taste buds. I like BEEF and I want it cooked. NO PINK! Too, I don’t eat "Animal Organs!" Oh, I loved Evelyn Geistweidt’s Chicken Salad, only to find it was TONGUE SALAD!

P.S. Covered dish lunches, I don’t eat chicken salad, unless I made it! Playing it safe!

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