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"Down the Drain with Jane"
Wednesday, March 9, 2011 • Posted March 9, 2011

I’m more of an observer, rather than a participant! I like to watch people. They are really funny. I’m not a socializer! I find most social events are as fake as the plastic poinsettias are at the cemetery!

You’ll hear a lot of; "You look so pretty!" Excuse me, some of these social bugs need eye glasses! They just seem to flitter around the room. Guess, that’s why they call them "Social Butterflies!" More like horse flies, in my opinion. Either, the women are like me, Elaine Bryant Women, or they look "WORMY!" One can get too skinny, you know. Either way, it’s not good.

Guess I like the gatherings where the Old Women sit and talk about Old Men! Where Old Men just talk about the weather! Yep, I’m no social horse fly!

P.S. Quote from Z, "Old Age" isn’t catching up with me. It’s gone and run over me!"

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