"THE REMOTE CONTROL!" I’ve no idea who ever created the remote control, but they started a war in the living room. Z. holds on to the remote with a death grip. There are times when I want to hide it. Thus making us get up and change the channels on the set.
Son, Happy, got us this all in one remote control. It does everything. However, we don’t know how to get it back to the basic’s! Z said he didn’t push any buttons and it just went off all by itself. Sure, you want me to believe that you didn’t push any buttons? Maybe with the death grip on the remote he pushed a button or two!?!?
Commercials pay for the programming, so there will be commercials. Now, Z doesn’t like commercials and will flip channels via surf, when a commercial comes on. Only to find that most are showing commercials on their channel, too! That doesn’t stop him from the flipping!
So, when this happens, I go to the bedroom, physically turn on the radio and the computer and play a game!
P.S. I’ve heard it said that when men die and go to Heaven, St Peter takes their remote controls and hands them out to all the wives who enter the Golden Gates.