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Down the Drain with Jane
Wednesday, August 10, 2011 • Posted August 10, 2011

I like reading about weddings. I’m sure Miss Emily Post would flip out seeing the right protocol going down the drain. Really, some are funny. Some are very long and detailed. While others are bal, bal, bal, bal!Does it really matter what the bridesmaids wore? It’s for sure they’ll never wear them again! They’ll just sit in the closet and gather dust! You can’t even sell them in a garage sale.The bride's dress is described in a lengthy form. Actually, this is unnecessary. They don’t describe the grooms rental tux? For the something old, borrowed or blue? That’s easy, the dress is on a payment plan. (borrowed) Something new? Guess there are always the NEW in-laws! Blue, the father of the bride. He’s blue due to the cost of the wedding and blue because he no longer has a little girl!I’ve never read a wedding write up where they described the undergarments. If I would give you what it would be, would come close. “The Groom wore Fruit of the Loom Boxers. They were a gift from the mother of the groom, because the groom never bought underwear.” P.S. Try and stay cool! This message is for HOT HEADS, too!!!

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