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Down the Drain with Jane
Wednesday, November 30, 2011 • Posted November 30, 2011

Once upon a time there were five little pigs. The first little pig, an activist, went to New York to protest the fat cats at the Stock Market. The second little pig, a working capitalist, stayed home and worked to support the first little pig. The third little pig had roast beef, from Texas no doubt. While the forth little pig had none. Number four pig was a tree hugging environmentalist and a vegetarian, no doubt from California. While the fifth little pig cried from the Nations Capital all the way to the White House, “It’s Bush’s fault, It’s Bush’s fault!” P.S. Okay, it’s funny, but on the other hand, it’s TRUE, too!

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