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Down the Drain with Jane
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 • Posted April 18, 2012

I’m always amazed at the information that is on most of the hundred channels we get on the television. Get bigger buns? They really aren’t talking of bisques, you know! Get these meals delivered to your door at two dollars a meal and lose weight! However, I don’t think you’re to eat all of what you get in the first week! I’m Jenny and I’ve lost Thirty Pounds! Way to go Jenny, how much they pay you to say that? Buy a steam cleaner and never ever use chemicals on your floors again! Have you ever pushed one of these machines? If you have you don’t need a bow flex for your upper abbeys.

In fact, if you want to lose weight! Order you’re colored duck tape now! And, if you order by next week your order will be doubled! If you are not completely satisfied, just shut your mouth or eat with chop sticks!!!

P.S. Have a good week!

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