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"Down the Drain With Jane"
Wednesday, December 10, 2008 • Posted December 10, 2008

Old Santa is making his list and checking it twice. However, old Down the Drain Jane has made a list and remade the list and now has lost it. I’m truly trying to be organized, but the hurrier I go the behinder I get.

Some say, “Gift cards are impersonal.” I say they’re great! What I would like may not be what someone else would like. I love chocolate, but then a few of my friends are not to eat chocolate or want to stay thin! I usually don’t associate with thin folks, they can really get on one's nerves. But, there are some thin ones I truly love, so I’ll abide and not send or give them chocolate. I guess, I could give them a poinsettia! However, that would not be nice.

Too, that Governor in Washington State, really is cooking her goose. And I do mean “Her GOOSE!” Maybe I should send her a Plastic Poinsettia? According to my Z, “You can’t fix STUPID!” Now, Z’s got an answer for every question, and I agree with him on this.

My little fellers in Kyle got an early Christmas gift. Momma and Daddy decided to let them keep one of Dixie Bell’s puppies. Now, that my folks is the best of all gifts. Seeing, as how Bryson cried with every puppy that was sold, I think that Momma and Daddy made the right decision. Actually, three boys need three puppies, but that’s only my opinion.

P.S. Remember to get your pet a Christmas gift. They don’t complain if it isn’t the right size or color!

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