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"GLOBAL WARMING?" I don’t think so, at least not in these parts. However, I’ve noticed a steady warming in Washington, D.C.! Yep, sure is a whole lot of hot air being blown in that part of the nation. Austin, too, is a tad bit warmer than it should be, too!

Both my sources for weather told me it would get in the lower fifty’s today. Both sources lied. The last was 34 degrees, so I quit calling. They don’t know! Besides, I gave them ample time to correct their error, and when they didn’t I just stopped calling them. I already knew the time.

Z has named the stray dog, "Tippie!" Why Tippie? No tips on the dog. He’s let me know that we have too many dogs and I’m not to go and replace any of them when they go to Happy Hunting Grounds. Gee, I didn’t bring in this last one. Hope, I live long enough to see if this really happens.

I’m sure that Dr Dave and Andy will be thrilled with the new addition. Z and I need a Vet Care Reform! That’s one thing that the government hasn’t stuck their nose in. YET! Oh, just give’m time and that will be on the agenda, too!

P.S. Gee, RETIRED and maybe tomorrow I’ll get me a new SHOE! Seems my one boot is just about trashed!